idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Someone shattered a urinal.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize