You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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