And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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