but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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