Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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