i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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