he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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