this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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