normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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