The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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