I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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