In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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