I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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