i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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