wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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