I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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