yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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