So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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