so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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