Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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