Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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