she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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