She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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