Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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