I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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