Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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