Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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