bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
