Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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