the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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