I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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