just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
