you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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