Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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