Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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