i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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