Porn is love you can see.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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