I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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