um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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