Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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