is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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