We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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