i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
