East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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