did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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