So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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