If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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