I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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