Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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