After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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