I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Found your dick twin last night
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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