and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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