Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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