I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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