C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
