what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Randomize
