5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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