yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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