Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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