my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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