her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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